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Friday, August 7, 2009

Male assertiveness


A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife

5 comments:

Bernice Angoh said...

hahahahahaahaha, this is a good one

Anze said...

That is hard core!!...

Anonymous said...

hhahahaah, c'est vraiment drole.
Syl Anim

Delphine said...

OMG, this is HILARIOUS!!!!! funny, cos b4 i read the wife's answer, i said the same thing myself... lol

mimi said...

gurls ya'll know that most of us do this everyday for men who dont have to ask and who never say thank you....quel dommage